My Rice Krispies told me to kill you

yolympics:

changing from jeans to pajama pants

coochiejuice:

Sometimes you just gotta spank your own ass and be like “oooh”

unrulyangel:

have a picture of my butt

If only I could dance. This booty was meant to dance.

starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

geekyandpointless:

IS NOONE GOING TO MENTION HOW HARD IT IS TO MAKE DIRECT EYE CONTACT? DO YOU STARE IN THE LEFT OR THE RIGHT IDK

I embarrass myself and others around me about every 2.5 seconds

brvdleysoileau:

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl